Here’s the proper way to disarm a Turtle, via the Snapper-bar.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.