She was ultimately accepted and has moved in. She even had coffee with the board president, who claimed that her reason for wanting to interview the kid was just to meet him.

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She…

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

He wasn’t a dick or anything, but I was once walking near Seth Meyers in the same direction and he kept looking back at me all panic-stricken like I was stalking him or something.

Woooo! I enjoyed reading these way too much.

Don’t worry, volume two is coming Monday and it’ll be a doozy.

The game got famous two years ago without any of that. But, good luck on your game creation!

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

This explains SO MUCH.

Hahaha! Because I'm abroad on vacay with my mother for Mother's Day and I'm too cheap to pay for the data plan. :)

For a time I thought so also... Sigh.

His confidence was honestly impressive, but then, cocaine is good for that.

Me and the Mister sext about really raunchy threesomes a lot. This is a snippet of 20 minute long scenario.

I got “I wanna eat you out in the back” and then in a follow up message, “of a fucking chariot!”

This is too old for screenshots but got told by a guy that he would ravage me. I think he meant ravish...

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