I've been tempted to message some of the women listed as lesbian on OKC. Not because I think they would want to have sex with me (they wouldn't) or because I think I could convert them (I couldn't, nor would I want to), but because I have about three times as many lesbian women that are rated at 90+% match as I do…

Maybe if the gay man is a rugby or lacrosse player or something super butch... That's the best burn, when they think it's "one of their own" who turns out to be not an alpha-male douchebag.

He did cheer me up for like 25 minutes before he got tired. He's takes after me in that I too was an infant who'd only cry if my diaper needed changing or I needed food. Let us hope this is the only way in which he emulates my behavior because, as my mom says, it was all downhill from there.

I have experience with this! My wife and I used to go out a lot before we had our son in November (we're currently reduced to date night *sad face*). We could be walking down the street holding hands and there's gonna be any number of men who refuse to accept that we're a couple. If we're at dinner and clearly…

SO you're telling me that the sexuality complex that surrounds straight males, making us feel like everyone wants us (through the media, commercials, porn, video games) is a lie and that women are actually people who we should respect and allow to live gainful happy lives?

Well, you're assuming that the sexuality of gay people is centered around rejecting the opposite sex rather than wanting to be with someone of the same sex. I'm not a lesbian because I don't sleep with men, I'm a lesbian because I am exclusively attracted to and only want relationships with women. I can appreciate a…

Someone should start a blog where a gay man (or fake profile) offers gay sex to straight men in the same way.

Sexually, men are just like .... nothing. There are no feelings there. It's not rational. They can be objectively nice to look at, obviously, and can be nice people, but they're just not sexy. And the fact that so many of them are so sexual becomes a little gross, in light of that fact.

As a queer man, I can tell you that yes, straight men do think that oral sex is oral sex, regardless of who is performing.

Ugh, when I was in undergrad their was a grad student all the girls would drool over with his pseudo-intellectual crap, etc; I thought he was a vacuous slime ball. One day I was chatting with a mutual friend at a table he was sitting at. I noticed he was on his computer and saw he was on J Date. As a member of the…

On most free dating websites/apps, there is a secret filter only certain men can see, that makes "lesbian" = "looking for a penis hookup or hot FFM threesome" and "looking for long term relationship" seems to mean "please message me for a casual encounter, but until then, dick pics will do."

Wow, you can't even tell that Shailene Woodley's dress was woven from hemp and moss by squirrels and birds!

Definitely isn't fake. I know the person who wrote this.

Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

That's so refreshing to read! I've always had a moral issue with factory farmed vagina. So sad. So sad.

To be fair, sometimes my vagina DOES run around free-range. It likes to get out and see the sights, you know? Needs to run free and air itself out every once in a while.

I met her at a con in 2012. She is really nice and fun to talk to.