The challenge was to take your great-Aunt's couch and turn it into an outfit.

You know what I did when I got "tired of the dating scene?" I stopped fucking dating and got a dog, like a normal person.

In Seattle, we ALL are annoyed with people who have that.

Wow, they're really jumping all over this - undercover officers on all the city buses?

Fatty Will Admit It: I am extremely, extremely jealous of the physique of that young lady in the red ruffled panties.

Ke$ha.

Who will wear it first, Rihanna or Miley?

I can't wear this without my solid gold vagina necklace.

Oh, YES. I admit I don't usually love her red carpet looks. But this is killer.

There's been at least one week where it was *all* five. Still, four is at least three too many and I don't believe for a second that Pimp Mama Kris is not orchestrating all this cover-age from behind the scenes.

Yo, Mel B. is SCARY Spice. Mel C. is Sporty Spice. GET YOUR SPICE MELS STRAIGHT!

I am petty enough to click on this link just to say how tired I am of Kim Kardashian news. I don't even care what it's about.

If the whole show is Tina trying to find a straight man to love on Fire Island I am SOLD.

So, I finally make it into a Jezebel article and it's me size-shaming Brody Jenner's dick? That is not how I pictured it, but.... Brody just symbolizes everything I've grown up and dated in Northern and Southern California. Extremely hot, cocky athletic guys with incredibly dreamy eyes and dazzlingly straight teeth…

I love her, but all of her faces seem to say "I'm about to cry". Especially when she is with Fitz or talking/thinking about Fitz.

I will always and forever preach that the single most positive environment I've ever encountered is the women's bathroom at the dance hall in my town. Not only is there positive graffiti, but almost every Saturday I've ever been there, the following three things are occurring:

I see what you did there.

I believe a man's desire to send penis pictures is inversely proportional to a woman's desire to receive said penis pictures.

I can tell my cat loves me. The other day she left a vomit of love on our expensive comforter. On the cream part, in order to really stain the love and make it permanent.

There is a petition of supporters who are ready to stand in support of Tamale Lady once the next steps are clear: