UM. How is the alliteration anus poetry not in here? WEAK.

Honestly, though, I have Grindr. Nothing shocks me.

I put my dick in an envelope. I got a papercut...

I GOT A DICK VIDEO ON *FACEBOOK* YESTERDAY. WHAT THE FUCK.

Mean.

At least he was a lil self-aware...

I wish I could say this to all women ever just to experience each reaction.

Hahaha wow. Someone thinks they are VERY clever.

THE WATER DROPLETS ARE EVERYTHING.

Waste of cake!!

Why the fuck is there duck penis in that article? I DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT.

Why are you in airplane mode?

T’s

I’m scared. Also, I bet slutlillies are pretty.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does this sound so familiar?

I’m just yankin’ your balls.

“I don’t click links.” Wait, what? Are you... are you sure about that?

Schizophrenic vagina? I don’t even know what is going ON in this post or where it came from!