That is amazing.

Does this make you happy?

Box jellyfish... I just HAD to do an image search, didn't I? DIDN'T I?

It could be called Welp.

HA! My friend asked me if I wanted to go to "circus ole."

East Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ate Chipotle today, you guys.

been cried

Gold. Platinum. Fucking plutonium!! Whatever!

This doesn't account for when there IS NO NEW ARTICLE SOB.

kardashian

What is negl? Confuzzed.

You're wrong and everyone hates you!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, though, Kinja be crazy right now.

I thought of you the other day while eating Mexican. My tacos came with a side of black beans. Plainest shit I've ever tasted. I had to pour salsa all over them, and even then I couldn't eat them. I GAVE UP.

They're okay. I can eat like three of them and then I have to get them OUT OF MY SIGHT. Also, not a big fan of chips leaving my fingers all powdery/sticky. (Sweaty chip fingers + powder = gross.)

Piglio Griglio... I definitely just laughed, mouth hanging open in disbelief, and drooled all over myself at work.

That beaver article, though...

I'm confused... How would it be beneficial to spy on Confederate soldiers if disguised as a black person? Wouldn't that make her more of a target?

My friend brought me back a matchbook from Quaker Steak & Lube after filming a movie out in that direction.

I think you mean the Lookout, but can't be sure because it's above a "MAX MUSCLE" knockoff GNC...