Link to Amish stories pls.

"[N]ice, romantic anal sex." Love it.

Does this remind anyone else of Bryan Cranston???

LINDY. LINDY! PLEASE CONTINUE TO COMMENT IN CAPS LOCK.

Because even people begrudgingly pay to see a movie they hope will be good automatically makes it so! Megan Fox, you best work was Your Mom Talks to Megan Fox While You Get Ready.

At this point I hope that anyone that CAN understand these statements DOES understand.

Okay, so my closeted friend and I were in the habit of screwing around. If we were lucky, we did it at sleepovers. But when we weren't allowed to have sleepovers we would go to the local middle school during summer months and climb on the roofs. We'd find nooks and sheltered areas, and get NYASSSSSTY. And by get nasty…

OMG. What a dumbass. This is full of some excellent irony.

I'd date a hot schizophrenic...

I'm not an expert on blind date etiquette but I think this is fair game. Late + unkempt = rude.

Spaghetti monster forgives all.

LOL STRIP MANCALA

It's my personal impression of him based on nothing but him looking dapper and having an accent, but I am glad to hear I am wrong.

Maybe I am just unable to move past his Skins character.

He seems too douchey for her anyway.

Ohai!

Omg this article is made of DREAMS!!!!