I spent 17 years on the street as a volunteer paramedic. A well-built ambulance is beefed up quite a bit to hold all of the crap that you need out on the street. Electricals, especially, are the biggest you can get.

I think he meant CB radio there, good buddy.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

Did that really feel like an opening for a serious reply?

“When people die, we must only tell the good things about them.”

When other celebrities have passed away their entire lives have been discussed. Now that it’s someone we liked, we’re cherry picking what can be discussed. Keep that same energy folks. 

In what the fuck way did Sonmez make a mistake? Ifl Michael Harriot, but don't act like Kobe didn't rape someone. 

Emperor, being a seasoned car salesperson, your dads approach is dated as much as the cigar smoking, plaid jacketed salesman with a mustard stain on their tie. I’d see thru it on the first attempt and honestly, just tell you to keep shopping. We don’t have the time for games and many of today’s salespeople are more…

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

Does she have a CGI cat bush down below?

“(every single song could have at least one verse of, and the audience would notice anyway given high concentration of gibberish in the lyrics).”

... so the drug is to deliver the Dart, rather than vice versa.

I, a writer, will get right on this UX problem. 

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

Does ... does Scrooge ... does Scrooge blackmail Mrs. Crachit into having sex with him?

We’ve been over this a ton of times on this site. It’s for safety. It’s safer to look a little to the side when viewing nav directions than down into the dash. You want the screen as close to your normal view of the road as possible. Because of that, it will always stick out of the dash because otherwise the dash…

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Also worrying that you might have to replace the car because you needed to do a brake job is like thinking you need a new fridge because the ice trays are empty. I don’t know how they’re worried that cost would outweigh being upside down on another loan for the better part of a decade.

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.