He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

This has already been said ad nauseam.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

how does that rear door not fall over when it’s open?

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

+3/5

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Fuck fucking cancer

“What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner? Worst case, if the kick returner catches the ball, there was an interception, and he gets tackled right where he was.”

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

My friend with HIDs’ got confused for one of those assholes. He got tailgated and had high beams shined on him. Then he got behind the asshole wannabe and turned on his high beams. It was like the sun came out at midnight.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

So a Charger was struck by lightning? That's like a Cleveland player getting run over by a UPS truck.

In 1998, LB Doug Miller was struck by lightning while camping in Colorado. CPR was being performed on Miller when he was struck again by a second bolt.