I feel terrible for Ms. Ricci. This does seem totally worth a mini-meltdown. 

He intends to do that by spreading a virus that turns your insides to jelly in under 48 hours. But, he is foiled when—who else?—a woman, willing to be the martyr in this whole pistol measuring contest, injects herself with the deadly virus to keep it out of Lore’s hands.

I’m a Yankees fan and I’m enjoying it, too. He was never genuine but dumb people are easily fooled. 

I’m all for finding faster methods but it seems to me that for this to really work like the dept store vid, you’d need a pile of pre-cut sheets of wrapping paper at the ready in various sizes. If you need to cut a piece of wrapping paper to fit the gift then you’re not going to wind up saving that much time. This is…

After the game, Urshela’s legs were so swollen he had trouble getting his pants on.

So Schiano now has ties to knowingly ignoring the child abuse/rape situation at Penn State and the domestic abuse situation at Ohio State. 

Dad joke quality. Downvote.

Ah, he doesn’t do that stuff anymore. Old tapes.

Literally as I was hitting publish on a blog about Trevor Bauer being fined for a meltdown,

I see we’ve found the boasting thread.

I never get blaming the platform for people being awful. Awful people will find a way to be awful. 

Yes, we wouldn’t want to screw up the WNBA. Tens of fans everywhere will be annoyed. 

This is a dumb and possibly worse take. What’s the “english-speaking” dig about?

Teammates openly labeled him a quitter, anonymously suggesting in reports...

It’s almost hard to believe these guys often wind up broke. 

Aaron Hicks had himself a game but he’s a career .237 hitter with a career OPS+ of 98. Aside from looking like a Hollywood-cast “baseball player,” he’s really not that good and I’m sure the Twins have no regrets about giving up on him.

Rack ‘em.

The only part of their wedding website they completed was the part asking people to give them money for their honeymoon. Everything else is “check back soon” — photos, wedding party, travel info, etc. Classy. 

Except that’s usually someone who has barely or never ridden. 

A woman attempting to leave the fancy Sheraton Wall Centre hotel in Vancouver on Friday morning ended up getting her steps in, but scrapped the hell out of her SUV in the process.