They’re definitely unlikable but I will raise you a Philly team. 

Then see it opening day.

How about their children?

Easy there. I think you guys have Rome. 

His final resting place will be his only Finals. 

I remember when online dating began and how every single person said they “are okay going out but also good staying in and watching a movie.”

Except for the sports betting literally right across the complex.

I work overnights as a first responder on Tuesdays (otherwise would have been fast asleep like the rest of the East), so I happened to be fully awake and realizing how lucky I was to be watching this — and being in a state where online sports gambling is legal. I took a lot of heat for being asleep on the night the…

I’ve been following along on IG and reading here and it just kind of hit me.... you actually paid $500 for that crapcan? 

Dude admits he’s never driven that car or with that team or in those conditions....and also somehow doesn’t know the most basic of rules (not passing under yellow)? Who gives a sh-t if he got yelled at? You cannot take recklessness lightly.

Pavelski looked like a D-leaguer who was playing his first game against A level competition. It’s unfortunate that he lost his balance and fell on his head but there’s no way that’s a major penalty. 

The Gimelstobs went to a rival HS of mine in NJ and are about my age. They’re an awful family of entitled, douchebag animals. His brother ran down a cop and killed him in college and continued being a shitbag into his 30s.

As intoxicating as these cars can be, I’ve known multiple owners who have had catastrophic failures of key components in A4s and S4s. I’d never buy one for 20 large and anything cheaper would be super old and even more risky. 

The first car I bought with a real salary out of college was the nephew to this — The Contour SVT. Black. Dammit, I loved that car even though its 200 hp is laughable today and it was unreliable.

The guy with three Cup rings who took an expansion team to the Final last year?

She really wants everyone to remember she had cancer. 

Garbage and cancerous is a bit over the top. We get it, you’re a contrarian. 

Those guys aren’t going to accept being paid like a 7th or 8th guy out of the pen or a 5th starter, though, you know?

Worth pointing out that noted pissbaby David Price commented on the MLB instagram post of this dust-up, whining that they didn’t show the bat flip (they actually did) and all anyone will be talking about will be the pitcher’s reaction. Thanks for proving the pissbaby point, David. 

I have a brother-in-law who has had one about five years and a sister-in-law (personal trainer who wouldn’t go off-roading on a bet) who just bought a 2019. The only thing I like about them is that they still have the power rear window. So cool.