Did he drove or did he bought it? Why do you hate English so much?

Is this a real question? 18 is legal “adulthood,” so it makes some sense. I know it’s fashionable to pretend education doesn’t matter but do we really want to incentivize the next LeBron to drop out of HS to play in the NBA? 

Did they truly “confirm” that? What I read said he “passed a field sobriety test.” Which is quite different. 

But if someone who was going to be your boss was there and saw you falling down drunk or reckless or abusive, that would be grounds for dismissal in many situations. Nobody wants to take on that risk. It’s the same reason you shouldn’t get bombed at work events. 

This extends everywhere. I cannot stand people who get a charge out of antagonizing others and then when you’ve finally had enough and react angrily, say “Oh, I was just kidding around.”

Plus you can almost always easily come up with some “gag” awards that are funny and razzing each other in genuine good fun without it being about objectification or somehow making the person feel like shit. These bullies act like being PC removes the ability to bust balls but that’s simply not true.

Wouldn’t it be really easy to make a lucrative insurance policy one of the benefits a college athlete receives as part of his scholarship? They already get training table food, tons of Nike/Addidas/UA swag, sneakers, etc. They get books and tutors if they actually go to class (ha, UNC). So why not say okay, on some…

Not sure if it’s worse or better, but I also loathe the morons who do donuts very near a crowd of (apparently braindead) onlookers. Sometime someone even gets close enough to get smacked by the tail of a car and ragdolled out of the circle. Darwinism, I suppose, but screw these people for wasting EMS time.

I never understand the necktie under the quarter-zip look. I guess it’s tidy but it just feels mismatched. It’s like old men who wear a sport coat over a golf shirt. You’re combining two looks that don’t make sense together.

I lifted the cloche and there, sitting on my plate, was a plain hamburger with nothing on it. No bacon. I looked at the written order I’d submitted. Someone had CROSSED OUT the word “bacon” on it. I never uncovered the identity of the scoundrel behind this unforgivable act. Whoever deprived me of my bacon… you are…

It’s adorable when Philly/Pitt people think they’re in a “city.”

The players standing up for him remind me of the people who defend other accused abusers from R Kelly to Ryan Adams, to name just a couple of recent ones. There are always people who weren’t abused (or were but have pushed it out of their mind) who will vouch for the creeps. That does not mean the other young women…

This is a peek into the mind of a pro golfer. When they get in a position like this, it’s like their brains go into an infinite loop because they cannot conceive of not being able to execute certain shots. Your weekend hacker 20 HCP knows to lay up and maybe take the 8 but avoids the 17. The pro figures he can make…

There’s a K car enthusiasts club so never doubt people’s ability to be interested in dull cars.

I think it was the fully-exposed vagina-face that bothered 1950s America.

“He came in with his girlfriend,” Halliday said. “Just from the offset, he seemed a bit different from the usual guests we have in the spa.”

This at least makes sense because it’s using the logic available. That is, what would this person make based on the information we have?

I mean, just go to town hall and change your name.

Fullest Disclosure: You humblebragged about your HCP index. 

*cough*