To this day, I remember one of the first commenters on this said “So, am I to understand this is open to any college?”

the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.

The point is Rose’s impact as a hitter can be measured by things like OPS+. Go compare his to Bonds’ sometime and then try to make a rational argument that a guy who hung around half a decade too long just to break the hits record is anywhere near in Bonds’ class.

And how many of the pitchers Bonds faced were just as juiced?

Oh my god, Norman, shut up. Beckham dropped the first pass of the game that should have been a sure TD that had zero to do with Norman’s Batman defense AND Beckham wound up beating Norman on the game tying touchdown. If not for Cam Newton, the Giants have a huge last laugh here.

“If I’d had as many singles as Pete Rose, I’d have worn a dress.” — Mickey Mantle

I don’t think enough people will laugh as hard at this as I did. Know your Presidential history, people.

You can, but you should put your commas and periods inside them. Always. Unless you’re in Britain.

Good, that’s what I was going for.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Because all the comments suck?

SOLID POLITICAL TIE-IN, BROSEPH!

Rumor is actually that it’s a power struggle with Alvarez, who wants to troll for a big name coach while Bo wanted his longtime assistant to get the gig. If I had to guess, I’d say this is the only way Bo has any power over that. You quit in December, it’s not like Alvarez can go get somebody big name in the middle of…

Deadspin remains a proud member of the “Well, actually...” brigade.

I’m sure this makes me a lousy person, but I enjoy watching a small person like this who has lived their life as a bully have their whole world of invincibility come crashing down on them.

Let’s talk about the real crime here:

Free market economy at work. Adapt or die, everyone. Remember when you could only get music at Sam Goody? Yeah, it’s better now, I think we can all agree.

I somehow missed this post a year ago but it is brilliant. Well done, Diana. There’s a neat feeling you get when someone writes something you couldn’t possibly find a way to say better, no matter how much time you’re given:

So he was a refugee from Long Island.

They shot the deer “a few times” but couldn’t spend one more bullet to end it? Smart guys, it sounds like.