Spain can’t score if Messi is constantly dribbing the ball into their box in attack

Seriously, find me a group of 30 less-fuckable men than these (excluding, obviously, Sean McVay - call me!)

The answer is, as always: Don’t Tweet

sittin’ on the porch with a book, some music playing, tall mug of coffee and a nice fat joint? HEAVENLY

they should name the Eastern Conference trophy (yes, you really do get a trophy for winning your conference!) after him

You must either have a short memory, or started watching the NBA in like 2013. For pretty much all his Orlando days, Dwight Howard was the fuckin truth. He was completely dominant, and nobody in the league could stop him on the glass or in the post. Very reminiscent of another young big man who played for the…

Hey I can see Mugsy Bogues on this chart!

the fact that Bob Knight isn’t dead is by far the best part of this bit

YOUR MEANING IS VERY CLEAR. I, HOWEVER, WONDER IF THAT STRATEGY WOULD BE EFFECTIVE IN WINNING BASKETBALL GAMES. IF YOU HIT JAMES HARDEN A LOT, HE WILL GET TO SHOOT A LOT OF FREE THROWS. JAMES HARDEN IS GOOD AT FREE THROWS. IT IS NOT GOOD WHEN THE OTHER TEAM GETS TO SHOOT A LOT OF FREE THROWS BECAUSE IT ALLOWS THEM TO…

Back when Dwight Howard was the best player not named LeBron James, this was everybody’s strategy against him. Might not work as well against a guy who shoots 87% from the line...

hard fouls and lots of them

Re: “shooting to kill” - This phrase is kind of a Hollywood myth. Or rather, the myth is that it implies there is such a thing as “shooting to wound”. Any gunshot wound can be fatal. A high-profile example is Sean Taylor. I doubt his killers intended for him to die; they shot him in the leg and he bled to death.

Probably how it’s handled on the console versions: whatever input you had applied at the time of disconnection is continued until you’re either killed or re-connect to the game. If you’re standing still and disconnect, you’ll just stand there. If you’re moving when you disconnect, your character will continue to move…

I say no to continued existence in this hellscape which you have wrought for me

...you can still eat it

if Donald Trump did some brutal executions (I’m talking hooded, tied to a pole, handgun shot to the back of the head) of pharmaceutical executives, maybe I’d actually vote for him next time around...

Skip lacks the self-awareness to be embarrassed by this. I don’t think your $5 is going as far as you think it is.

The top seed should be a reward,the reward being you get to play the worst team in the first round. What if, for some reason, the 7 seed is a much easier opponent than the 8 seed? (Maybe the 8 seed barely squeaked into the playoffs but their star player is coming back from injury just in time for the first round) Why…

Lol “becomes less of a sympathetic character” is putting it gently. He becomes a monster with no redeemable aspects to his character at all. What I found interesting about Walt is how deep down the well people were willing to follow him, even when it’s clear he’s the bad guy. Skyler is just a woman who is pushed to…

If you thought Walter White is portrayed as a hero in Breaking Bad, you and I must have been watching different shows