That’s probably because he got his jaw broken and had a bunch of steel plates in his face.

When you’re the best player to ever lace up his sneaks, there’s a lot of room to fall and still be really, really good.

The good folks at Bumfun Enterprises know better than to have packaging that reveals what’s inside the box.

+1 Stanley Spudowski’s playhouse

I don’t understand why people will put “butt-plug-looking” things up their butt when for a reasonable price, and from the privacy of their own homes, they can order an actual butt plug.

Let’s remember some guys! (that the Hawks could have taken with the #2 pick instead of Marvin Williams):

I like Kapernick too, but I would be more than happy to burn one of his jerseys if it also caused terrible burns to Roy Moore

and Shaq shooting free throws!

how about we burn a Kaepernick jersey while Roy Moore is wearing it

and here I thought Deadspin was Deadspin for stupid frat brahs...

and Tom Ley is Keyser Soze

dawg you eloquent

The bad part is this guy’s so dumb he probably doesn’t get stressed. He KNOWS with every fiber of his being that he’s doing an excellent job, so what’s there to sweat about?

ROM’S BACK!

Middle seat in the back of the plane? No thank you, I’d rather die in the crash.

I’m delighted that my tax dollars are paying for a nice, shiny luxury box suite that my local billionaire can sit in 8 Sundays per year

+ 1 star

shoutout to the dudes making out front left

big difference between 39% and 70%

I agree with you on Green Bay. I think Aaron Rodgers is the only guy in the world who can make that team win, so why bother investing in a high-quality backup? If Rodgers goes down, you’re hosed anyway, so you might as well fully lean into it.