I had to look this one up...for a second I thought you were saying they actually had the kids do the hook, “Ooh baby I like it rawwwww”.

I had to look this one up...for a second I thought you were saying they actually had the kids do the hook, “Ooh baby I like it rawwwww”.

I can’t speak for all of them, but Grand Canyon National park is
Disney World. On the canyon’s rim there are one trillion parking spots, big crowds, restaurants, bars, ice cream parlors, a kennel for cats and dogs, open-top sightseeing buses, cabins, a post office, gift shops, gift shops, gift shops, and god knows…

When (if?) all this nonsense blows over, you owe it to yourself to take a raincheck and get to the Grand Canyon. It is absolutely magnificent, and no amount of photos or reading about it can do it justice until you’re there in person.

that’s the love of my life you’re talking about, you bastard

Pros: Keeps your chin warm, I guess?

+1 for asshole of the world

They’re really good products. I was given a Yeti hopper for a birthday present this year, and it’s by far the best cooler I’ve ever owned. Convenient, durable, and second-to-none at keeping the cold in. Of course, they’re outrageously priced, but oftentimes you get what you pay for.

They’re really good products. I was given a Yeti hopper for a birthday present this year, and it’s by far the best…

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain’t legal either.

ey man, slow down. Leave some jokes for the rest of us.

My goodness! I think I need to stand up from my desk and get some fresh air...

Marshawn might not be the best example of a guy who is immune in this instance. I know he’s used in the photo up top, but from an actual sports standpoint, he’d be one of the players I’d think about cutting first on the Raiders. He’s a running back on the wrong side of 30, he’s overpaid and underperforming. If he…

because all those Colts fan women are just FROTHING AT THE LOINS, DYING TO FUCK MIKE PENCE

Good joke muddied by poor execution. The shirt says “Save water, drink beer”

you let your kids watch Rick and Morty?

I get my kinja delivered daily by the United States Postal Service

yes, but...what about vodka red bulls?

Gather ‘round, sports fans, you don’t want to miss this cutting-edge bit of comedy about the WNBA

Publicly traded firearms companies saw their stock go up yesterday - Ruger by 4%, American Outdoor Brands (maker of Smith&Wesson) up 3%, and the parent company of Winchester gained 6% to an all-time high. My country has a gun sickness. Send help before I’m shot.