I didn’t write that very clearly. what I meant was that if Player 1 takes a corner kick, and Player 2 jumps right up and heads (or kicks or hits it with his ass or whatever) the ball in the net without it having touched any other player, under no circumstances can Player 2 be called for offside.

A headed goal scored directly from a corner kick can never be called back for offside. You cannot be in an offside position if you are behind the ball when it’s played. Since the ball is placed all the way at the end of the pitch for a corner kick, there is no offside.

It’s true that she died after drinking a ton of water, but what you’re leaving out is that the point of the contest was to not pee. They had the contestants drinking a quart of water per hour. If she’d just urinated regularly as she felt the need she’d have been fine.

a joke so nice you did it twice!

and may he rot in hell

If I recall, he had pain and tingling sensation in his hands and feet, which is indeed something seen in diabetics.

Here’s a tip for San Francisco: you’re gonna see (human) poop in the street, so try not to step in it.

Hey man are you gonna pass that or what?

Hey now, I’m a straight guy who has never had sex with another male (except for that one time) and I can still appreciate the pleasure of buttplay

what’s the backstory with that commenter? I think this is the second or third day in a row I’ve seen you posting this kind of response at that person, so now I’m really curious what he or she did/said

I can actually think of one single legitimate use: game snares (for catching squirrels, rabbits, etc.) consist of a noose that snaps tight around the poor rodent’s leg when they trigger the trap.

I was under the impression they’d been doing this with certain college games? Just airing the ambient audio from inside the stadium

I was given the Hopper 20 (same thing, just a good bit smaller) as a gift this year, and oh my god, I am completely in love with it. If you boat/hunt/fish/tailgate/spend a lot of time outdoors or just drink a lot of beer, you’ll get tons of use out of it. It completely crushes every other cooler I’ve ever owned in…

I was given the Hopper 20 (same thing, just a good bit smaller) as a gift this year, and oh my god, I am completely…

riiiight, but...the comment I was replying to was asking if Taylorism has anything to do with Taylor Swift, which it really, really does not.

Without trying to be too mean...I really don’t know if you could have missed the mark by more. Taylorism:

you’re ignoring the biggest killer feature of the Switch...it is absolutely the latest and greatest when it comes to play games while sitting on the toilet

I’ll be damned if I buy Skyrim for a 3rd (or maybe even 4th...) time

basically never talk to a cop

Never count out Touchdown Tom