Without trying to be too mean...I really don’t know if you could have missed the mark by more. Taylorism:

you’re ignoring the biggest killer feature of the Switch...it is absolutely the latest and greatest when it comes to play games while sitting on the toilet

I’ll be damned if I buy Skyrim for a 3rd (or maybe even 4th...) time

basically never talk to a cop

Never count out Touchdown Tom

I need more...

I seem to recall the .30-06 cartridge being particularly effective in discouraging Nazi behavior

I thought I was ready to read this article.

The super bowl was 211 days ago. I wouldn’t say I’m still angry about it, but there are some days where I wake up, lay in bed staring at the ceiling and think, “I cannot believe the Falcons lost that fuckin’ game!” I spent a good while writing an email to Drew for the article, then deleted it without hitting send. It…

and Curt Schilling sure as hell doesn’t know the territory

That’s the time when you have to stand up for yourself. “You want me to pay for 1/4 of your $200 bottle of wine even though I didn’t drink any? Hmmm...”

for the lazy:

In fact I think he or she should do the biggest, grossest, smelliest poop that he or she possibly can in Joel Osteen’s shoes.

what kind of person believes that

Nobody is beating GSW next year with anybody

If the seller is well-intentioned, this works out just fine. However, if he/she is attempting to scam you, going along with this request would put you in a very weak position as the buyer. If the bike falls apart after a couple minutes, then they already have all your money, and you’re sitting on a bike worth a good…