It aint about brains son, its about HEART

These owners really need to stick to sports.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Oh, damn. I misread that title, but if this town has such strong feelings about ice cream they’d probably be real asshats about caramel too.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

The takeaway here is that Drew may once again be blogging from his mother’s basement.

They should tell the refs that, for every replay they look at, they also have to watch a replay of that gymnast getting her legs broken. That should speed things up.

Quesothehumanity

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Terrible call...that was clearly pass interference.

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

You can take comfort in the fact that they both probably smell the same.

She’s obviously full of it, but what I want to know is, why tweet a thought about a random encounter about someone asking for directions in the first place? It’s not interesting! I know, I know, many people feel the need to tweet boring thoughts/stories, but it would never even occur to me to tweet about it AT ALL.

“What’s the issue?”