Titanic II: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

So, about the cocaine...

Bless this gif.

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

Nothing racist.

I'm not repulsed by him or anything but [he is repulsive].

I guffawed at "toothy Texan." That dude had some muthafuckin baleen up in there.

Those rules only apply to others. THAT'S the actual cornerstone of the Republican way of thinking. Republicans can accept hand-outs, cheat the system, have as much sex as they want with whomever they want and have an abortion if they want (assuming it was straight sex). It's just everyone else that has to pull…