Long load screens? It’s not even on my SSD and I’m only about 10 seconds, plus or minus 5. Time to upgrade, Riley.

That guy looks like a wooden, Japanese David Bowie.

But it does make various companies’ decisions not to drop review copies in advance seem more sensible. Why let one random guy who had an extremely rare problem screw with the opinions of potential pre-orderers?

Counterpoint: Written reviews are less important than they were thirty years ago. With access to gameplay footage from the company in advance, I can make a decision about pre-ordering without the opinion of a reviewer. When it comes to post-release, same thing, I’m checking gameplay video from variety of sources on…

“I’m in the process of buying a fucking house. If you get me banned, I’m not gonna be happy.”

I think the punchline is meant to be a reference to the fact that it’s gone and can’t come back, but one could also take that to mean it’s been replaced by something shitty.

Miffed, Psycrow decided to call Nintendo’s main hotline personally.

I work for a cruise line, and as part of our job we regularly book air. I’ve had five people elect to pay a higher price to avoid United since the issue with Dr. Dao. I can’t say I blame them.

Indeed, I’ve never said that about burgers.

Esports articles never inspire me to be a better person. Seriously, flip through the last twenty, or grab a hundred at random. These people sound like whiny human garbage.

dehumanizes and targets an already marginalized group of people

Well, when you’re up for round two, tamale casserole. Grab a can of Nalley brand beef tamales and a can of Nalley hot chili, some sharp cheddar cheese, half a white onion, half a red onion.

That baby looks like he’s already got a shitty 9-5 at an office and is two months from starting his midlife crisis. He looks frustrated that he was born so close to April 18th and he’s not going to have time to file an itemized deduction on his taxes.

As he said, Starbucks. Bamf: https://www.amazon.com/Starbucks-Holiday-Polar-Adult-Child/dp/B01N8YJKGA/

You can just say “business move.” Last I checked, they are a for profit company.

It’s not too late to put him up for adoption.

I’m likewise on PC, but the only issues I had, pre-patch, were some related to really weird behavior with faces and my romance shit becoming screwed up so that I was suddenly making Peebee my primary instead of a fling and I lost all progress with Suvi. Everything else ran perfectly. It’s strange how random and…

A friend of mine sent me a link about it this morning with the comment, “She’s finally single!”

Simple editing suggestion: never use the word “yesterday” in news unless you’re quoting someone, and even then be sure to specify the date they’re referring to. What if someone comes back to it next week? Next year?

With his hand out of frame like that, I can’t help but picture him holding a cane or top hat.