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You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Slam dunks aren’t easy even with a trampoline

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

How do you not?

I’m Sorry Josh Jackson, buuuuuut Ta-tum’s for reeeeeeaaallll

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He’ll always be the whiny little dickhole with perpetual anguish-face that threw an inbounds ball off of Mario Elie’s face as the Suns were blowing 3-1 lead against the Rockets.

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

That crappy job he did of bat retrieval and still being referred to as a “good dog” is exactly the problem with dogs today.

Wildly disobedient good dogs are the best good dogs. A+

The Gawker sites have pretty much always had two tiers of comments. Early on they used stars. Then they auto-sorted some to the top. Eventually the grays were introduced. This is nothing new, and it’s always been with the intent of bringing the most interesting commenters to the top. Not just keeping out porn spam.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not

Former NCAA student athlete here - all jobs have to be run by and approved by the school’s compliance department. Hourly jobs have to be tracked, salaried jobs over a paltry sum ($1200/year when I was in school in the early 00's) have to be vetted by the school and NCAA to ensure they’re above board... I had a

I loved when earlier this season, Draymond openly whined about not being officiated like other players. Yeah, and you should be thankful for that, you’d never get to play more than half a game on most nights!

So many “Zaza isn’t a cheap-shotting pussy cut from the Draymond cloth” truthers on here. Take your ring, but never doubt that the Golden State Warriors might be the most bitchmade franchise in professional athletics today.