I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

I’ve become such a news junkie since the election. Every morning is a bonanza of ‘what fresh fuckery that nobody ever thought possible is now made reality today?’

This is the only administration in my lifetime that has me cringing/hoping when the alarm goes off at 6 am and Morning Edition starts up. Cringing: what has Orange Julius Caesar done late at night-tweeted?/Hoping: He’s in jail, impeached, dead...

Great job, Georgia. Smart choice!

“Reveal it too soon and criticism from outside conservative groups, independent reviews, and Democrats could have the bill unravel before it hits the floor.”

Calm down, everyone! A copy was leaked:

I want my corrupt politicians to be as witty and intelligent as the ones of Netlfix.

I couldn’t believe the part of the hearing where he claimed he never sought any briefings on Russian interference in the 2016 election. He obviously realized at that point that he made himself look like a complete idiot.

Yeah, I read “right-wing populist party” and almost choked on my own dick.

It is the way of our people.

I fucking loathe this smug jackass. I bet he’ll get a pass on this, while people were calling for the end of Kathy Griffin’s career the other day. We see one photo about one shitty person from someone who will never act on that bullshit vs. Maher throwing out a slur that hurts millions of Americans and will be copied-…

People need to start calling ICE on white republican men - they could be russian spies or at the least undocumented russian immigrants. That way they can feel the same pain.

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

Or, he could have gone with a modern classic....

I feel like this whole thing would have been cooler if Macron hadn’t said anything, if he just acted like “what? big deal we just shook hands whatevs”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’