When I was in the army my black friends bestowed on me honorary status, said I was always invited to the cook out, and would say things like “bosephus, get your black ass over here”.

Eh... I’d wager all she sees is the inside of her own rectum.

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press:

“I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.”

Clearly money well spent by daddy bribing Harvard in exchange for Kush’s admittance. On another note, every time I see Jared and Ivanka with their smug satisfied faces out in public I feel such deep unabated loathing; they think we are all so god damn stupid. When I run on the treadmill I imagine stepping on their…

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

You’d have to ask Ivanka?

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

More on Ivanka and Jared: they failed to disclose their multimillion dollar art collection on their financial disclosure forms (ethical violation), then featured their artworks on Instagram! Sad.

Canadian here! I (used to) travel to the US several times per year to go shopping, on vacation, etc.

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

Dear America,

The wedding is probably Scottish themed because the groom’s dad bought a fake Scottish title that the family is very proud of.

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

If The Rock is our greatest hope to defeating the racist rapist Cheeto... well, go for it.

Well who didn’t see that coming!!!!!!