HIDE THE AIRPORTS!

I’m kicking my weekend off with immense joy knowing that those dead eyed gargoyles are going to be living Sartre’s No Exit for the next 9 days, trapped on a virtually indestructible military aircraft with Donald Trump and the press. It’s a hell they cannot escape and that they richly deserve.

Oh my god stop I’m getting aroused at the prospect.

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

Hey, this broke after they all took off in Air Force One for their trip in Saudi Arabia. Boy, that’s gotta be a an uncomfortable plane ride, huh?

He just got on a plane. CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!

It’s because they don’t really care. They’re just happy he’s actively placating the shitty ideas they’ve been itching to enact while the country was being run by a relatively rational adult.

Because fox’s ledes so far this afternoon have been Wiener and dam leaks. (I wish I was kidding)

How is it the case that he still enjoys ~80% favorability ratings from the republicans? How?

How about swapping the MAGAs for Russian’s gay and transgender folks? Then everyone can be happy...

The effects of getting hung up on length. Sometimes you just have to do more than trim.

Dried up poop

Cuntess McFuckface

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the picture of vodka and Valium. Trust.

Cuntess VonFuckstick

I know I absolutely should not be commenting on this and I should be focusing on her bad politics and not her appearance, but I catch myself thinking: It’d be so easy for her to make her hair not look so terrible. Why does she do that? Side effect to being evil and batshit crazy?

Dear Kellyanne,

Pretty disgusted with her cutesy “Kellyanne Conoway” name. I’d prefer “Shitspew McGarbageface.

It’s going to be really hard for Pence to prove he wasn’t a part of this if shit truly does go down. Especially when you’ve got Sessions lying under oath about Kislyak and can put several members of the Trump campaign with Russians while they were at the RNC.

It’s the root explanation to everything - not mendaciousness so much as his being really, really stupid. I guarantee he didn’t think there was anything wrong with asking Comey to drop the Flynn probe; he’s too dumb to understand obstruction of justice.