Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

I make one substantial “Apple” purchase about every other year.

Hey Netflix, throw me a bone here, PG, PG-13, TV MA, shockingly Hard R?! I’m only asking because you’re putting Captain Marvel and Nick Fury in a colorful movie called the Unicorn Store and my 9 year old daughter is gonna wanna watch it.

Must have had a good time with Samuel L Jackson when doing Captain Marvel.

Well, so now we know how long Facebook’s integrity lasts.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

“I rode my scooter to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.”

Calling it now: that character turns into the hallway fleshmonster.

Worrying about the latency and throughput of your 4K streaming gaming experience at all is the very definition of a first world problem.

I don’t think it’s acquiescing at all: white nationalism falls under both racist and white supremacist ideology. It’s a specific set of beliefs and core issues (another example: Neo Confederates, who are also racists and white supremacists, also has a specific set of core issues).

Had literally been waiting months for decent waterproofing (sweatproof) and heart rate monitoring... bust and bust. I’m all apple, but methinks it’s time to choose something else.

When I argued that Google’s latest $35 Chromecast disappointed some folks by failing to deliver full-fledged set-top box solution, I was right about that.

Call me when the case is USB-C. Damnit Apple, standardize on a universal port already!!!

Google does have the Daydream VR headset and I heard they’re working on inside out tracking, so the headset alone can track itself in space.

There better be a “drink my own piss” button.

She’s been on the road for a long time. She’s seen some shit man.

Bo Peep’s voice is different and it’s throwing me off.

Fuck you, we can all see his tweet m’dude. It doesn’t get more paranoid and stupid than blaming Google for helping the Chinese and Hillary.

ah, i see. you’re not paranoid, everyone is just out to get you

I would like to thank Gotg for providing me this golden message to the people who got Mr. Gunn fired: