My issue with tips is it shouldn’t be used for their wages. What Sonic is doing is shifting it to the customers and fucking over their employees and customers. 

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

That’s my thought when I tip the bartender. 

That’s what I thought, too. “Yessir, just sign this document [hands Trump a menu from a Thai restaurant], and we’ll jump right on that whole Space Force thing. Why, we’ll have it up and running tomorrow!”

As an escaped Southerner, I find nothing of this shocking. Even the little town I grew up in, which was run by low-bucks racist shitgoblins, was, basically, run by fiat from the racist and later-to-be-found-out-after-dead pedophile mayor who couldn’t read any document put in front of him without first asking “Will…

quick, someone else is talking about a game released outside of the 90s, go let them know when that game came out. lol.  fuckin forum police, lol.

I have a lot of good memories of playing KOTOR for 10+ hours straight when I was in junior high. I replayed those games so many times. They are such wonderful games. 

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

#outwiththeold2020

Friends of mine had a little girl not too long ago. The father’s a Nordic type — light skin, blond hair and blue eyes — and the mother’s of Indian ancestry. The daughter ended up looking exactly like her dad, so her mom has the pleasure of constantly dealing with people commenting on how it looks like she kidnapped…

They knew that. They had to literally dedicate like 5 paragraphs to how awful it was to have to text without iMessage. That’s the extent of how shitty your life is without Apple.

I miss my Geo Metro.  Such great gas mileage...

I’ve generally enjoyed this series, but this one is ridiculous. Apple should be the easiest tech giant to cut out your life, since it has the smallest ownership of the internet backbone. There’s no reason to dive into Linux, when a Windows laptop is the most obvious non-Apple alternative. Why would you choose to go…

There’s no good excuse for his failure, which should go down as the most humiliating performance in Super Bowl history.

the next generation surfaces and beams its first transmission to the aliens keeping Earth safe for years to come.

Happy birthday, Little One. You are beautiful.

Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

On the phone front I’d say you’re right. On the tablet front I still think Apple has the best product and not that many real competitors. There’s nothing wrong with Andriod tablets, per se, but I personally prefer iPads.

But it creates unnecessary traffic and risks. I’ve been on I-94 at times where traffic is backed up for a mile because one semi is passing another at the speed of snail. Traffic grinds to “halt” increasing the likelihood of an accident. I could care less being from out of state, but there’s a ton of very impatient…