Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

This is the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard. So pro athletes are bad guys when they go for the biggest bucks. But they’re bad guys when they go for less bucks to go to a team that is most likely to get them a ring. I guess the only right move KD could have made would be to take less bucks to go to the Knicks.

Duron Carter is a dickhead, the coach flopped and Canadian penalties sound adorable.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Hot Take: Sansa was counting on Rickon dying, and this was one reason she withheld her knowledge of the Vale Ex Machina army that somehow no one affiliated with the Boltons knew about when they took Moat Cailin and camped there.

Explain to me again why are recalls for things like this voluntary?

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

I just really want to give you a hug. I’m sorry that this happened to you, and I know it doesn’t cure anything, but still—all the hugs, all my love.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

I’d like to see what they would consider the cost of a dinner for two in the US is. That way I can make a good comparison on how much more/less I’m expecting to pay for a meal.

The Adams Family ended

Wait, I thought he was his brother?

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.