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It was a decent enough background noise procedural until they shoehorned in the manic pixie dream agent, as though a show with a six foot goth forensic examiner in miniskirts who sleeps in a coffin needed another manic pixie dream agent. Think New Girl meets Root from POI. Dire.

Awesome. Maybe if he convinces her that egalitarians are the cool kids she'll explain it to her stans at the NYT

James Woods: making Sean Young look comparatively stable for almost 30 years and counting.

_who haunts the backgrounds of photographs like a slightly scarier Slenderman_

Oh, clearly. Because white nationalists who claim to be Christians practically never carry out terror attacks.

You mean If, say, someone had suggested a 'second amendment solution' to HIllary Clinton?

And it's happening in Florida right now.

badumpcha.

Aw. That's sweet. She and Susan Sarandon can do each other's nails.

You have to figure he didn't bother asking anyone who was likely to say no when he thought up Trump Mortgage.

He was, but I think that was more being the insanely spoiled son of a local powerbroker mom than a product of his politics.

The only area of his life in which Trump could be said to be self made most likely got a number of Playboys in military school sticky.

I think they absolutely have, since the secret service is not currently screening the guests. And he's getting paid, not doing charity work.

OK, not the biggest genital symbol fail in Trump history. I give you: the abandoned Trump condos in Azerbaijan, which has a clitoris.

You don't even have to be a member to get into Mar a Lago. You can buy a tax-deductible ticket to one of the weekly benefits local charities throw there.

Well, they're on the same team, so that'll be nice.

Well, and it's not as if that movie cast to type anyway.

Except that astronauts back then, for various reasons having to do with fuel and payloads, couldn't be over 5'11" :)

Well, he wasn't as affectless, but I would think being the chubby gay jewish buddhist in the center of the countercultural movements in two separate decades was pretty hardcore, not-giving-a-damnwise.

(and Ginsberg is generally looked at as the least "cool" beat)