Thank god; that sucked out loud.

@Jay_Simmons: Exactly what I was going to say.

The claims that were granted here are pretty narrow, and, as frederic points out, are not *for* the sudo command and the like, but rather cite sudo as previous work. In other words, nothing to see here. #microsoftsudopatent

I ordered this over a month ago and it still hasn't shown up. Buyer beware.

The Wild would win any of the three divisions in the Eastern Conference? What? Are they going to bore the other team to sleep every night or something?

Kyle, you're white; what were thinking when you had dreadlocks?

Dressage isn't gay enough for you?

@David Hume: Actually, not until you just mentioned him.

@TheStarterWife: Oh, god, you're RIGHT. I knew Rooney reminded me of someone, or rather someTHING, I suppose, but I couldn't place it.

Last year's Cardinals team stunk too, they just got hot at the right time.

"David Wells in a wetsuit" may have supplanted "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day" in the "must get rid of wood right away" hall of fame.

@PQ Crash: All Rickey needs is a contract and Rickey will win the Comeback Player of the Year award next year. Rickey is ready and Rickey will show you that Rickey still knows how to get on base and score runs.

@The Gentleman Masher: Two of them, actually.

Oh good. What the market really needs is MORE SUVs available.

That's an ugly car.