Just as long as it’s not anyone responsible for Amazon’s Jack Ryan. 

I’m shocked that so many people in the comments actually claim to exercise and are snobby about it, too.

The downside of a kids theme park owning a movie studio.

I feel directly affected by this story...

Apple replaced my iPhone 3GS after I dropped it in the toilet.

Not really!

Hahaha. Nice public disclaimer! I hope comedians start deconstructing controversial jokes, too. Gotta be safe!

The robot sucks across the spectrum of possible ways it could suck. Specifically, its arms and hands are ridiculously distracting. They look like they are on backwards and upside down, and the fingers appear to have extreme, extraterrestrial arthritis. Most of the time the robot looks lifeless and when it does move,…

Growing up in the Bay Area, good weed was everywhere. Kids were smoking it out of lockers, in the bathrooms, and even quick hits in class when the substitutes appeared especially checked out. That said, my HS was known as the drug school of SMC, and my friends were particularly inclined to experimentation and…

Growing up in the Bay Area, good weed was everywhere. Kids were smoking it out of lockers, in the bathrooms, and even quick hits in class when the substitutes appeared especially checked out. That said, my HS was known as the drug school of SMC, and my friends were particularly inclined to experimentation and…

How do you put a case on this?

As a person named Jeff, I agree.

The person who crashed the Model X was an engineer for Apple. In fact, I bet most owners of Tesla’s have significantly above average intelligence and are not under the impression that Autopilot is anything more than slick marketing. They all know the limitations, they all know that it’s in beta, and they all know that…

The only upside of the devastation to Puerto Rico is the massive relocation of Puerto Ricans to Florida.

Wait, I thought that 2016 was supposed to be the terrible year, Not 2017.

I’m getting a Darkness vibe from the movie Legend (1985). I think it’s 100% due to the hat.

Haha. I feel better for having not have heard of that science! Sounds like a book a read...The Alchemist!

People spend money on luxury items because they want to and can afford it. It’s not a mystery. We all do it, just in different ways and scale. It’s the same reason why we spend money to see movies now even though they will be free to watch in 6 months, or pay for delivery, or take a taxi over a bus.

I doubt the children waking up from sergeries give a flying fuck if it is 100% disaster capitalism or just a whiff.

Why does it take 3 different size cranes to erect a wall? Ugh, this thing is going to cost over a $100 billion.