Don’t worry; I’m sure the next Trump rally can use a celebrity.

screams DOOOOOOOOOOOOONKEEEYY!!!!

hate to tell you this but Thug is absolutely a transphobe who’s been accused of physical violence against women. they really just traded one shitty prospect for another here

ScarJo is rich as fuck already (net worth: $165 million). The fact that she INSISTS to get ALL the millions she was promised... blargh. I hate it.

No one expects you, especially given your exceedingly frustrating and unfortunate situation, to shed one single fucking tear over uber-rich celebs and the billion dollar corporations that employ them. Don’t waste your time thinking about it.

Who the hell is Addison Rae?  Why should I care what she wears?

I wouldn’t have thought of Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson as a natural comedic duo

Everyone's taller than him

Same. And Gina Carano has the screen presence of a brick, imo.

I thought the title said Al instead of AI and figured it was a Weird Al Yankovic story. Was disappointed.

This is great, definitely song of the day.

I can’t tell if you mean it’s baffling because she’s not hot or baffling because it’s such old news? Everyone’s yums don’t have to be the same but it totally makes sense that people find her attractive. She’s basically a Tom Cruise doppelganger with a sense of humor that hits better for me personally and no cult…

I hope it’s awesome, and super non-toxic, thus pissing off said gatekeepers.

Her shtick always came across to me as treacly and phony, like somebody pretending to like humans for money, but then I’m from New England, where the weather keeps us a little more honest about our shitty attitudes.

Seriously, is anything associated with Trump not a grift?

If they’re consenting adults I don’t judge. I wouldn’t say anything like that about couple of different ethnicities or same sex, so different ages doesn’t bother me either (again - if they’re legal adults). The idea that a young woman doesn’t know better is frankly really sexist.

I doubt any guy who settles down with someone too young to rent a car was after her because she’s still ovulating. It’s fine to marry people who aren’t in your exact age bracket, but it’s unlikely that a man without kids suddenly hits 60 and is not only finally into kids but chose someone that young because they…

This is what I don’t get - Snow White was (apparently) dead. Prince Charming was heartbroken by the sight of her lying dead, so he decided to give her a last kiss goodbye since he was never going to see her again.

Snow White was dead at the time, though. You don’t need consent to kiss a corpse; they’re inanimate objects.

Bachelor Party is an underrated ‘80s sex comedy. Much better than crap like Porky’s.