To re-repurpose a term with a history as a real side-mouthed “compliment” when applied to a black person, Big Boi and Andre are for my money the most articulate rappers ever. Not only did they have something to say, but they had the command to say it with a staggeringly impressive level of lyrical skill. I could spend…

I literally saw somebody’s tweet the yesterday that AOC and O’Rourke only did this to make Cruz look bad.

I literally saw somebody’s tweet the yesterday that AOC and O’Rourke only did this to make Cruz look bad. I mean, that wasn’t their desired result, but it certainty did do that. Never crosses these people’s mind that AOC and O’Rourke did this because they actually care about people.

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

Oh Ted...Ted, Ted, Ted...you would’ve been better off literally hitting yourself repeatedly in the balls with a nail-studded club and screaming “I’m sorry!” after every blow. This is...whew...a new low in Cruz-brand pathetic public humiliation. You really think this is getting you off the hook, you sad clown punk? AOC…

My friends in Texas just got running water back today. TODAY. It’s been out since TUESDAY. Fuck this asshole. If he’s so unconcerned about Covid that he can fly to Mexico for a few days in the warmth, he can use his pull to organize water and food distribution for his constituents fucked over by deregulation. And by…

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are the best examples of how America is designed for white men to fail up. 

“Everything they accuse Democrats or the left of doing is projection,” exhibit one million.

Never heard of this comic, but knowing that there’s almost a spoiler in the trailer I’d venture these guesses:

This idea that Superhero movies prevent other movies from being made is so bizarre and so obviously subjective. Fucking Parasite just won multiple Academy Awards! We’re supposed to be in some era of cultural hegemony of the super hero blockbuster and yet a foreign-language film about the evils of capitalism was one of…

You KNOW they Patsy-and-Edina’d the shit outta her.

She’s not naïve. She’s rich. She did what any rich person would have done in that situation. It’s cold as fuck, I’m going to Cancun to the Ritz for some spa time. Notice who came back. NOT HER. Fuck you, Ted, you’re the one that wants to run for president, you go there. I’m staying here with my rich ass.

I bet her friend built the device. And they established it was the best they had.

The opening sequence musically resembled The Office but oddly enough it borrowed its visuals from Happy Endings, which wasn’t a mockumentary but was a delight.

nah, just wait a month. then make a tik tok video. that’ll fix it.

who could imagine, doing stupid things, and waiting too long to fix them and then posting about it on the internet on an app that’s made for the purpose of nobodies to get a modicum of internet fame.

NONE OF THIS WAS MY FAULT. says person who was home alone when they sprayed their hair with industrial glue.

she is fucking dumb. 

sorry. no. i dont do dumb things all the time and on the rare occasion i do, it’s not broadcasted across the internet. i didnt get my wife her hair bands the other day; that was dumb, a mistake, probably. but i didnt go home and drink coolant from my car because it was the same color of gatorade and i was thirsty.

i…

Eh, I’d rather not go viral at all - positive or negative, it’s all 100% toxic.