The villain lived long enough to see itself become the hero

I am so confused. Ted Cruz is evil, but he’s not stupid. And this is just so obviously the absolute last thing someone in his position should be doing during a historic disaster in his home state.

Yup. Rick Perry, Dan Patrick, Greg Abbott, and this a-hole are all on record saying that Texans should be willing to give up their lives for things like “staying independent of the federal govt”, “the economy”, and “owning the libs”.

Best thing he ever did.

To those who voted for that piece of shit, you deserved this.

For those of you that are, like me, in desperate need of some good news:

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

In times like these I am always reminded of the famous Bette Davis quote on the passing of Joan Crawford:

Oh yes, Looney Tunes is excellent, particularly the Chuck Jones years. The Daffy episodes are my favorites, and now they are my son’s favorites as well. And yep, I’m definetly understanding jokes I didn’t as a kid. Recently, when I watched the episode in which Bugs has to get the singing sword from Yosemite Sam, one…

I hope this is the last story we read about her here.

Hold up, you lost your argument when you said “hasn’t hurt anyone”.
You think she uploaded this to social media because she was keeping to her own damn business? No. She wanted as much attention as possible, and if she could start a trend that could make her money, then she’ll ride with that as well.
Now Gorilla Glue…

You know, HBOMax has Looney Tunes as well. Why watch this when you can watch

Yeah, animals can’t read bottles. And even if the bottle didn’t explicitly say don’t use on hair, animals often have common sense.

She is a grown woman who put gorilla glue in her hair. The fuck are you talking about?

Since the original video surfaced, Brown has set up a GoFundMe and there have been talks of her exploring legal options since Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

Social media is okay for keeping in touch with folks when you move around a lot, but other than that it can burn to digital ashes for all I care. It seems to have monetized echo chambers of stupidity and meaness.

Everyone involved in this debacle should be ashamed and of course no one will be.

Um, that’s nice, but where is Perez Hilton’s apology to the world at large for his entire existence?

according to Brown, she “never said that” she planned to sue.

Saw somewhere that Alyson Hannigan and David Boreanaz have been criticised for not weighing in on this matter yet, which is ridiculous. Ray Fisher and Charisma Carpenter were brave for speaking out about Whedon’s abuse; Eliza Dushku and the others were brave for supporting them. That doesn’t make Hannigan, Boreanaz,…