LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

God, reading your post in the morning made me move martini time up about nine hours. Cheers, you asshole.

He’s not natural in the pocket

He’ll never make it, his pussy-grabbing mechanics are awful.

Similar to how he grabbed the GOP by their pussy.

I normally like Chris Fowler, but he was oddly OK with Boulware choking Jackson, to the extent that he seemed to be castigating Jackson for getting upset about it.

When asked why Mr. Chicken had crossed the road, Williams replied, “knock, knock.”

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

The greatest trick Brandon Chicken ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

This is one hell of an obituary.

When did Clemson join the SEC?

It’s just that things get painted with a broad brush in this world these days.

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

Just like the boobs on Fox, this one, too, is lily-white and far to the right.