I’m starting to think that we should begin a petition to urge the BBC to lend Jalopnik their Top Gear motto.

The FAKE MSM is working so hard trying to get me not to use Social Media. They hate that I can get the honest and unfiltered message out.

It will be a color by numbers book with all the wrong colors.

Given his already declining mental state and reports of his health one way or another I don’t think he lasts long enough to write them.

Alternate title: My Time in the Oval Office: A Step-By-Step Guide to Shitting Where You Eat

i laughed, but he’d love that title because it implies he has a long penis.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

I can’t wait for Trump’s presidential memoirs. I think a good working title would be: How To Step On One’s Own Dick, A Presidency

But he was still sensible, and putted around in a Honda.

If anybody has one of these, but you just want to get rid of it because it’s too ugly, please let me know.

Just read this stat:

Many reasons for the camo. http://jalopnik.com/this-is-how-prototype-camouflage-works-5978665

That’s great that you know that, so then why complain about social media not catering to you on this article? You are whinging about what other people post when you have the tools to avoid those posts. And if you avoid an app altogether, again, why are you complaining about it?

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

Good. Stop doing this crap on public streets.

Odor’s necklace rotation alone puts this one at a higher level.

I respectfully disagree and present this as my counter argument: