wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

These shenanigans could probably all have been avoided if Germany didn’t export his grandparents lol

Asks wife if I can buy it, “it’s your funeral.” (...) Was that a yes?

Puig: Yo la tengo!

I’m surprised they didn’t just get back up after they rubbed it in all that dirt.

“Wife, I very much enjoyed this dinner. I shall now pre-select a HIGH FIVE in order to express the happiness this meal has brought me.”

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

That last pic there, that’s the face of pure joy.

And so humble. He never took anything for granted. After he made the move to WSBK from MotoGP, he struggled a little on the slower Honda. I remember watching as he won his first WSBK race. He was unbelievably excited, like he had just won his first race ever. Even after being an AMA champion and World champion at the…

This is horrible. May he rest in peace.

If I may be so bold...

From car and driver.

In the 60's, a few Porsche racecars wore Carlo's Scorpioni...

A star for "Ultimate Carp Age."

Group B Supercars never really came to fruition so everyone forgets this Porsche:

A group of bronze 964s with Fuchs wheels are called 'the professors.'

a flock of Porsches has different names depending on the types of Porsche - for instance, a group of more than ten bright yellow 996 911 cabrios together is called "the American Medical Association," while a fleet of late '90s Boxsters in silver is called "middle management."