Did anyone else reflexively click on this thinking it was a Behind Closed Ovens? Just me? Ok.

My brother insisted that my mother rate our looks 1-10. I was about 14 at this point and horribly insecure. My mother rates me a 5. A FIVE. That messed me up for a while, that my OWN MOTHER could not bring herself to throw me a pity rating of even slightly above average.