The real victim here is Dolce. What will become of Dolce, who is now accustomed to the finer things?

That looks like something out of a Michael Bay movie

Eric is the superior Staal. Also, as a Caps fan, it feels good that you didn't qualify the "unholy Juggernaut" comment with "that will choke in the playoffs." I thank you.

Bruce’s most romantic lyrics come from “Reno”: “’Two hundred dollars straight in, Two-fifty up the ass’ she smiled and said”

I’m debating whether to go. I live in the District but getting out of the game around 8 with a few hours of snowfall is not something I’m looking forward to.