100lbs is being charitable. But she could suck-start a leaf blower. The seats go back, she can still fit in the fucking car.
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Gack! Pflbbt!
Glad I could help! Get that thing safe it’s too pretty.
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“It was the dog! I saw his butthole open up. I thought he was winking at me!”
Old George Carlin bit, “If there are two people on an elevator, and somebody farts, EVERYONE knows who did it. Don’t pretend it wasn’t you.”
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...don’t I LOOK Italian...?
It doesn’t get the love it deserves.
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Okay, two things:
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