It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight.

Perhaps it just de-activates the turn signals? or do all BMW’s come that way?

If the car has 1 M of M, which i think it clearly does, then 1 squared = 1 so the math checks out. 

After the “possibly masturbating” tease, the Pole Position app really was not at all what i thought it would be. Quite disappointed tbh

Eneloops in the image but not the article?

Eneloops in the image but not the article?

Pffft. Truffle Butter and eat the cap first.

And on one of the few days it wasnt in for service. what are the odds?

OMFG when you have to panic stop in a plow truck you drop the plow (and hang on).

what could possibly go wrong.

fandango code doesn’t work

fandango code doesn’t work

You forgot to cover all the advantages of celibacy.

This isn’t Will Smith doing the voice over for Shark Tale?

Next up - the head of Alfredo Garcia

Beat me to it!!!

Or he could be in debt to the mafia, pick a country with an eastern european accent to be suitably menacing for western ears.

He wouldn’t own it, he’d be the shop foreman with the smoking hot wife and adorable daughter. The owner would be a retired old rich guy who used to command his special ops unit in the war. He’s now down on his luck and recently discussing closing the shop....

I had an 80 Olds Omega (with a 4spd even) and a 68 442 a few years later. Even down a cylinder, poor brakes, the 442 was so much the better car. It did what it was meant to do, with gusto, and held up against its competitors. These things were jokes compared to their competitors.

Must be a Michigan thing. i used to drive a plow truck for a landscaper here in southern CT and we drove like maniacs in the snow to do as many driveways as we could as fast as we could. There was no worry of tickets because the cops didnt want to get out of their cars and get their feet wet in the snow (some people…

While it’s not good, 240 billion of loans is a far cry from the 4.5 trillion the feds pumped into the housing market, with the requirement that 75% of it be loaned as sub-prime.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with federal subsidies he’s floating in either.