It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight.

Perhaps it just de-activates the turn signals? or do all BMW’s come that way?

If the car has 1 M of M, which i think it clearly does, then 1 squared = 1 so the math checks out. 

After the “possibly masturbating” tease, the Pole Position app really was not at all what i thought it would be. Quite disappointed tbh

Eneloops in the image but not the article?

Eneloops in the image but not the article?

Audyssey, who does essentially the same thing with home audio rigs, had the same app 3-4 years ago. Much cheaper IIRC. Now defunct. Not sure why these guys will do better with less brand cachet.

Pffft. Truffle Butter and eat the cap first.

And on one of the few days it wasnt in for service. what are the odds?

OMFG when you have to panic stop in a plow truck you drop the plow (and hang on).

what could possibly go wrong.

fandango code doesn’t work

fandango code doesn’t work

You forgot to cover all the advantages of celibacy.

This isn’t Will Smith doing the voice over for Shark Tale?

Next up - the head of Alfredo Garcia

Beat me to it!!!

“active”. right.

I disagree

Automatic backups from her “official state department issued work blackberry” or from her personal-or-clinton provided blackberry ? Because if it’s the latter, it’s still a huge issue

Or he could be in debt to the mafia, pick a country with an eastern european accent to be suitably menacing for western ears.

He wouldn’t own it, he’d be the shop foreman with the smoking hot wife and adorable daughter. The owner would be a retired old rich guy who used to command his special ops unit in the war. He’s now down on his luck and recently discussing closing the shop....