jmedarts

8/6/15

Not done yet, but I think you mean we learn John Blake’s first name. And I actually really dug that.

8/4/15

I Spent A Day With The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet

When I look back on my writing career, I believe I will cite July 26, 2015, as the ultimate pinnacle. That was the…

7/29/15

That soup recipe story reminds me of the time I found a soup chef’s recipe in this armoire I got. He was such a strict man, very particular about his soup and customers...

7/5/15

Perhaps his hovercraft is full of eels?

7/5/15

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

6/12/15

Since when do gentlemen frequent Jalopnik? ;)

6/10/15

I Hypermiled My Hummer To See What Gas Mileage I Could Get

Whenever new people find out that I have a Hummer, they always ask roughly the same question. First they’re…

My Parking Sensors Failed: Another CarMax Warranty Update

6/5/15

Even if it was you could recover much of the sale price selling tarantulas

6/3/15

Roger the Car Salesman: My name’s Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That’s funny, my name’s Roger... Two Rogers don’t make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I’ve been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I’m not on anybody’s “A”…

6/3/15

I also watch all your videos in a mirror so my brain can handle it.

5/28/15

I used to just think you were crazy.
Now, I know that you’re crazy.
Keep doing what you’re doing Doug.

5/28/15

I Raced My Hummer On An Actual Race Track

A few weeks ago, I got an e-mail from a racing instructor named Ron, asking if I wanted to get some track time in my…

5/20/15

Here's How To Drive A Right-Hand Drive Nissan Skyline GT-R In America

Whenever I get behind the wheel of my Nissan Skyline GT-R — a truly seminal Japanese performance car with one of the…

5/19/15

Here’s How To Find Out What Happened To Your Old Cars

There comes a time in every person’s life when he (or she) wonders what happened to his (or her) old cars. You’ll be…

5/18/15

The seller says the car goes like a bat out of hell

5/12/15

Enzo engine + Chevy Lumina Euro= best/worst sleeper ever.

5/12/15

It’s a world full of junk

5/6/15

Here’s What It’s Like To Drive An Imported Nissan Skyline GT-R

I didn’t think I would like it very much. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’m willing to admit it now: when I first asked…

5/4/15

What the hell is a Ciera? That’s not even a thing. Maybe that’s why it was a piece of shit in the first place. I despise nearly all Oldsmobiles except the Toronado and the Aurora (1st gen)