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Even if it was you could recover much of the sale price selling tarantulas

Roger the Car Salesman: My name’s Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That’s funny, my name’s Roger... Two Rogers don’t make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I’ve been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I’m not on anybody’s “A”

I also watch all your videos in a mirror so my brain can handle it.

I used to just think you were crazy.
Now, I know that you’re crazy.
Keep doing what you’re doing Doug.

The seller says the car goes like a bat out of hell

Enzo engine + Chevy Lumina Euro= best/worst sleeper ever.

What the hell is a Ciera? That’s not even a thing. Maybe that’s why it was a piece of shit in the first place. I despise nearly all Oldsmobiles except the Toronado and the Aurora (1st gen)

“....the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.” THIS is the best line on Jalopnik today!

Reporters must be desperate for news, because the general public could care less about Hillary Clinton or her attempt to appear like a normal person. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure she hasn’t driven herself anywhere in the past decade. Why this is a jalopnik article is sad, even sadder is the grovelling and next week