Even if it was you could recover much of the sale price selling tarantulas
Roger the Car Salesman: My name’s Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That’s funny, my name’s Roger... Two Rogers don’t make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I’ve been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I’m not on anybody’s “A”…
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Enzo engine + Chevy Lumina Euro= best/worst sleeper ever.
It’s a world full of junk
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“....the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.” THIS is the best line on Jalopnik today!
Good afternoon, everyone! Today is Friday, the week is over, and that means it’s time for Letters to Doug, your…
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Reporters must be desperate for news, because the general public could care less about Hillary Clinton or her attempt to appear like a normal person. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure she hasn’t driven herself anywhere in the past decade. Why this is a jalopnik article is sad, even sadder is the grovelling and next week…
I recently had the chance to drive a Fiat 500L in Istanbul, Turkey, a wonderful Eastern European city that’s home…
It’s not about the styling. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true: I’m writing an entire negative column about the…