So you´re importing a Skyline GT-R. Bravo Doug, bravo you magnificent bastard.

Adding raw Amercan muscle to a flawed and outdated car concept that already tries to kill you bone stock. I like your style!

Whenever a Jalopnik article feels just a wee bit too perfect, I have to scroll up and see if Doug is the author.

There's the myth that Georgia DOT does not own any snow removal equipment. This is totally untrue. It just so happens that GA DOT has nearly finished paying off the title loan they took out on the plow last year to pay for the fuel to run the plow.

the salesman leaves to "talk to his manager," which really involves the two discussing whether or not they would bang your wife.

Here's the Tavarish-style headline: "Buy All Ten of These Tire-Melting Crazywagens for the Price of a Current Porsche 911." No whining about the maintenance costs - if you have ten cars, at least one of them will get you to work on any given day.

Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…

Labrador: Loyal and friendly, but you'll be the one holding the bag when it decides to take a shit.

Damn, Subaru was so close. Except for the whole supercar thing.

Needs more synergy though.

My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.

Plot twist....