Asshats certainly deserve what's coming to them, but instead of vandalizing each others cars, how about using some…
Asshats certainly deserve what's coming to them, but instead of vandalizing each others cars, how about using some…
A little over a month ago, I asked you – the dearly beloved Jalopnik reader – to suggest a new car for me to buy and…
With fuel prices in decline, it's more affordable than ever to own a car with a ridiculously large 8-cylinder engine…
Adding raw Amercan muscle to a flawed and outdated car concept that already tries to kill you bone stock. I like your style!
Whenever a Jalopnik article feels just a wee bit too perfect, I have to scroll up and see if Doug is the author.
the salesman leaves to "talk to his manager," which really involves the two discussing whether or not they would bang your wife.
Recently, I've been getting a number of messages from readers inquiring about my next car. Dear Doug, these…
Here's the Tavarish-style headline: "Buy All Ten of These Tire-Melting Crazywagens for the Price of a Current Porsche 911." No whining about the maintenance costs - if you have ten cars, at least one of them will get you to work on any given day.
Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…
Labrador: Loyal and friendly, but you'll be the one holding the bag when it decides to take a shit.
Got someone you despise on your shopping list who likes cars? Well, we've got the gift guide for you right here.
Needs more synergy though.
My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.
If you've followed along for the last year, you've probably realized that life with my 2004 Ferrari 360 Modena…
Whenever people find out that I worked for Porsche, they always ask the same thing. They look at me for a second,…