the salesman leaves to "talk to his manager," which really involves the two discussing whether or not they would bang your wife.
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Recently, I've been getting a number of messages from readers inquiring about my next car. Dear Doug, these…
Here's the Tavarish-style headline: "Buy All Ten of These Tire-Melting Crazywagens for the Price of a Current Porsche 911." No whining about the maintenance costs - if you have ten cars, at least one of them will get you to work on any given day.
Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…
Labrador: Loyal and friendly, but you'll be the one holding the bag when it decides to take a shit.
Damn, Subaru was so close. Except for the whole supercar thing.
Got someone you despise on your shopping list who likes cars? Well, we've got the gift guide for you right here.
Needs more synergy though.
My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.
Plot twist....
If you've followed along for the last year, you've probably realized that life with my 2004 Ferrari 360 Modena…
Whenever people find out that I worked for Porsche, they always ask the same thing. They look at me for a second,…
If you want to get a used Range Rover, the dream is dead
Lower energy prices are very good thing for this country. They attract manufacturing and the attendant jobs. They make us less dependent on authoritarian asshole governments like Russia, Venezuela, and Iran. They help the poor especially because of their tighter and smaller budgets and the poor are more dependent…
What actually bothers me here is that we're missing the best chance in a while to raise the gas tax, which is something we desperately need to do. All of our highways are funded by a gas tax and, while cars get more efficient (or electric), the amount of money in the pot to fix roads goes down, even as we have more…
We'll start off today's column with a little game. It's called: Guess which automaker currently offers the most…
My grandfather and my son with Liberty Belle:
A couple of pictures I took at an air show in Warner Robins, GA in 2012.
E39 M5, provided you can stomach the gas mileage. Having had an E39 540 and an E46 330, the 540 is my literal dream car. I still dream about it, even though it left me on the side of the road more often than any car I've owned. Doesn't matter. Dreamy. My E46 6-speed had neck snapping shifts, which is why I sold it…
Cracks? Fffft! My '93 5.0 'Stang had two unconnected sub-frames. Go back to ironing your Ferrari-embroidered driving socks.