I’ll have you know I swim in the Detroit river every summer and it’s left me with a healthy green glow. 

On tonight’s programme...

That’s a pretty Superior attitude

Bragging time. I just got my latest FICO score yesterday, 850. I’m told there is no higher score even though the scale goes to 900. I haven’t had a car loan in over 25 years. I wonder if there is a correlation

Its truly astonishing how much people spend. $500 a month is bananas. I spend quite a lot on rent to live alone, so my budget is a little different than most people, but I still cant see how people budget for that much a month in addition to rent. I make over 50k and it seems like picking up a $500/mo car payment is…

Sorry for the pedantry, but the supervolcano is under Yellowstone, and I think it should run, together with asteroid, for president in 2020. And their slogan? “It can’t get any worse”.

Jesus Christ, the only thing in my budget that even kisses $569 or over a month is my goddamn rent. Unless you desperately need specific features for work, that is way too much money to spend on a negative asset.

Those cloth masks do next to fuck all. Regardless, let’s not shut the ecnonomy down and just wear masks. your logic. 

But congregating shoulder to shoulder with tens of thousands of your fellow citizens in cramped urban settings is ok now.

This isn’t about politics, RON, this about out of control, dangerous cops, justice, AND cars.

Man, I hate it when Jalopnik forces me to read things I don’t like.

Sure, and that’s why they targeted media vehicles specifically.

How does cop butt taste like?

State Patrol troopers strategically deflated tires

Nickleback backs out of the room

Historians a 1000 years from now:
“In the year 2020, a great pandemic arrived in the San Francisco Bay region, leading the denizens of the area to build the ‘Great Wailing Bridge’ as a monument to mark their mourning - of the valuable profits that had been lost during the economic shutdown caused by the plague. It was…

Show the court on the teddy bear where California hurt you.

2020, screaming blood-red bridge? Checks out.

GG Bridge District claims that they knew this would be a result, and I tend to believe them. We get crazy winds through the gate all the time, but once in a while they’re extra nuts, and you just can’t design around physics completely.