If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

The lack of Ford GT’s is disappointing, we can do better Jalopnik commenters:

It’s not a tumor!

The MD-80 is the last true and proper enthusiast’s plane because the party is in the back, like on a crown vic.

How could we talk about Mercury without mentioning about Jill Wagner ?!

son of a motherless goat, you are a sable genius.

“mom! dad is on the computer again!”

There was no arrest record for Charlotte’s fence climber

If this keeps up, people will begin to suspect that NASCAR fans are not as cultured and sophisticated as we have been led to believe.

I remember the first gen as being a real chick car. About half the women at my wife’s med school drove one.

Voted The Onion’s 2012 Safest F1 Driver.

As a German-car enthusiast, the thought of all those incinerated BMWs and Mercedes makes me sad.

Oh, I agree with you. My post was satirical. I didn’t think the /S was necessary, but there the internet goes, proving me wrong again...

Un-grey to show the glory.

rally runny lights are better