I read the safety data sheet on a recent purchase of coolant while at work. Because boredom. 3-4 oz of vodka to administer per ingestion of antifreeze.

I once got a ticket for no front plate IN A FUCKING UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE.

Obligatory.

Now he haas to find another ride. 

The oil consumption!  I usually add 4oz every tank  

Preaching to the choir, my R56 friend. I hate that I love this car.

Yes. Like this NSX GT3 at the Acura booth during The Six Hours at The Glen.

Absolutely nuthin.

Harsh.

Yes! Home GP and walking away from the post race interview when in most races he always does the “I did it for the fans and their support! Thanks fans!”

Username checks out.

Sad! I’ve had hundreds!

This is tragically under starred. 

I’ve been to Ohio. Just never “too Ohio.”

Exemplary grammar as usual!

BEST. DAY. EVAR.

Wow. Great comeback!

Props on your grammar FFS. As if the rest of the continent didn’t already hate you enough. And Yes Florida Man hates your corn bred marble mouth blah blah blah too.

Reliability!

NASCAR gonna NASCAR.