Sad! I’ve had hundreds!

This is tragically under starred. 

I’ve been to Ohio. Just never “too Ohio.”

Exemplary grammar as usual!

BEST. DAY. EVAR.

Wow. Great comeback!

Props on your grammar FFS. As if the rest of the continent didn’t already hate you enough. And Yes Florida Man hates your corn bred marble mouth blah blah blah too.

Reliability!

NASCAR gonna NASCAR.

Shhhhhhh....!

I’d hofd your beer.

Because you jackass I’d drive. Albeit much slower and probably on the wrong line.

Nobody other than you gives AF.

You win.

Wrong.

Wrong.

COTY

The Waaaaaaambulance.

This Needs moar stars.