“Compression was still rather low, but the host decided to try to run the engine anyhow, turning the engine over by simply towing the vehicle while it was in gear.“

I hope he gets back on his feet.

Ahem, Pawsitively.

NASCAR gonna NASCAR.

Holy shit. This is awesome. Thank you.

Way to stay up on a thread that was posted 6 days ago.

FFS even NASCAR puts yellow stripes on rookie’s cars.

You must be new here.

In hindsight...

My buddies nicknamed my wife Karena so this blog post is extra close to my heart.

How do we know your luck is going to turn around?

Just. No.

It’s something, but English is not one of them.

Thank you.

Why is Fancy Kristin not doing this article?

Good played. Or well played. Take your pick.

That was exactly 30 days before I knocked my wife up.

Is it possible to use spellcheck at all?

HJ75 FTW.

Sounds like Kristy was a proper Universary of Buffalo under grad.  Smoked Newport’s like there were going out of style and a tramp but not good in bed.